20 Dogs That Forgot How to Dog
Being a dog is harder than it looks. You have to sniff butts, play fetch and sleep in places where your masters wish you wouldn’t. Below are 20 dogs that reached their breaking point… and forgot how to dog.
1.) Dog, you forgot how to beg.
2.) Dog, you forgot how to go on walks.
3.) Dog, you forgot how to snuggle.
4.) Dog, you forgot how to fetch.
5.) Dog, you forgot to play fetch.
6.) Dog, you forgot what windows were.
7.) Dog, you forgot how to welcome home your master.
8.) Dog, you forgot you aren’t a cat.
9.) Dog, you forgot how to beg for food.
10.) Dog, you forgot how to shake.
11.) Dog, you forgot how to look majestic.
12.) Ditto.
13.) Dog, you forgot how to sit.
14.) Dog, you forgot how to go on car rides.
15.) Dog, you forgot how to hunt.
16.) Dog, you forgot how to protect your home.
17.) Dog, you forgot what a doggie door was.
18.) Dog, you forgot how to nap.
19.) Dog, you forgot not to haunt my dreams.
20.) Dog, you forgot how to … dog.
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