NEW / "NON" Trains!

NEW / "NON" Trains!

For fun for the week end.

None of these trains were announced

in this year's rail budget. But, these will

be very popular trains !

New trains to be announced in the name

of celebrities !!!

Modi Express: Will not run, will whistle

sharply every now and then !

Bappi Lahari Express: Pull chain,

another chain will be seen behind it !

Ekta Kapoor Express:  will come three

times on the same platform in slow

motion!

Amir Khan Express: Will run once in

a year and pick the passengers as per its choice !

Salman Khan Express: Can run on

footpath !

Manmohan Express: one and only

silent train !

Rajnikant Express: Train will remain

static at one place and stations will

come and go !

Dhoni Express: 95% journey @

10km/hr and remaining 5%

@ 400km/hr !

Rahul Gandhi Express: Will get derailed

repeatedly !

Congress Express: An experienced

driver in each coach, driver Of engine

on leave !

Amit Shah Express: Covers the whole country 

except Delhi !