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*BANGALORE JOKES*๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ‘‰If you throw a stone randomly in Bangalore, chances are, it will hit a dog or a software engineer. While the dog may or may not have a strap around his neck, the software engineer will definitely have one ! ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ‘‰In India we drive on the left of the road.In Bangalore, we drive on what is left of the road !๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ‘‰Q: What is the easiest way of causing traffic accidents in Bengaluru?A: Follow the traffic rules !๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ‘‰A guy is hunting for a house in Bengaluru. Meets old lady who is a potential landlord. Conversation goes thus:Old lady: "Where do you work, son?"Guy: "I work in Infosys."Old lady: "Oh, that bus company! Sorry, we rent only to good IT people!"It appears that Infosys operates more buses than BMTC in Bangaluru!๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ‘‰Bengaluru, where PG (Paying Guest) is the first business and IT, the second.๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ‘‰When someone says it's raining in Bengaluru, be sure to ask them which area, which lane and which road!๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ‘‰If a Bengalurean stops at a traffic light, others behind him stop too because :The others conclude that he has spotted a policeman that they themselves have not!๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ‘‰Bengaluru is the only city where distance is measured in units of time.๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ‘‰Rickshaw driver, grocery seller and common shop keeper think that you earn atleast 1 lakh per month if you are in IT sector.๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ‘‰Out of every 100 software engineers in Bengaluru, 90 are utterly frustrated and the rest have a gf/bf !๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ‘‰Bus drivers use horns instead of brakes !๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ‘‰I quote: Bengaluru: The City where more people know Java than Kannada !๐Ÿ‘‰Universal answer in Bengaluru is "Adjust maadi!" ๐Ÿ˜œAnd this one is fantabulous.....*Power cuts are the only time the whole family assembles together and members speak to each other. Seeing this, BESCOM has decided to have a tagline called *"Connecting people by disconnecting power"!*๐Ÿ˜ซ

Now,India comes to know..

Indian Tax Updates in Hindi

Proud to be an Indian.

Supreme Court of India says.

Too good to be true??

Bermuda Triangle Mystery!!

India,IMF AND WORLD BANK

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Wives will be Wives..

This is really mind boggling

What is Noctoria??

TWITTER FACES UNCERTAIN FUTURE??

G7 SUMMIT MEET and CLIMATE CHANGE

This is how The Opposition and Lutyens react to PM MODI

COVID19 and Diabetes

We can learn a lot from INSECTSsays..

Anti Modi feelings are..

National Senior Mental Health week!!

This is India..

Stay Strong India Atma Nirbhar Bharat

For the welfare of BRAHMIN Community..

Our brain remains active upto 10 minutes after we die..

Holy GAYATHRI MANTRA..

Scary indeed..

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Three Cheetahs Vs Ostrich | Life | BBC Earth

The differebce between Nobel Laurete & Bharat Ratna Amartya Sen, Bharat Ratna Lata Didi and Bharat Ratna Sachin Tendulkar and Prof CNN Rao is this