*BANGALORE JOKES*😀👉If you throw a stone randomly in Bangalore, chances are, it will hit a dog or a software engineer. While the dog may or may not have a strap around his neck, the software engineer will definitely have one ! 😜👉In India we drive on the left of the road.In Bangalore, we drive on what is left of the road !😜👉Q: What is the easiest way of causing traffic accidents in Bengaluru?A: Follow the traffic rules !😜👉A guy is hunting for a house in Bengaluru. Meets old lady who is a potential landlord. Conversation goes thus:Old lady: "Where do you work, son?"Guy: "I work in Infosys."Old lady: "Oh, that bus company! Sorry, we rent only to good IT people!"It appears that Infosys operates more buses than BMTC in Bangaluru!😜👉Bengaluru, where PG (Paying Guest) is the first business and IT, the second.😜👉When someone says it's raining in Bengaluru, be sure to ask them which area, which lane and which road!😜👉If a Bengalurean stops at a traffic light, others behind him stop too because :The others conclude that he has spotted a policeman that they themselves have not!😜👉Bengaluru is the only city where distance is measured in units of time.😜👉Rickshaw driver, grocery seller and common shop keeper think that you earn atleast 1 lakh per month if you are in IT sector.😜👉Out of every 100 software engineers in Bengaluru, 90 are utterly frustrated and the rest have a gf/bf !😜👉Bus drivers use horns instead of brakes !😜👉I quote: Bengaluru: The City where more people know Java than Kannada !👉Universal answer in Bengaluru is "Adjust maadi!" 😜And this one is fantabulous.....*Power cuts are the only time the whole family assembles together and members speak to each other. Seeing this, BESCOM has decided to have a tagline called *"Connecting people by disconnecting power"!*😫