This is Life

British Prime Minister Boris Johnson has banned the recruitment of doctors born in Bihar, Uttar Pradesh, Madhya Pradesh and Rajasthan for the UK National Health Service (NHS) because of their poor English proficiency..       

* THESE ARE ACTUAL SENTENCES FOUND ON BRITISH PATIENTS' HOSPITAL CASE PAPERS:*

*1) She has no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband states she was hot in bed last night.*

*2) Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year.*

*3) On the second day the knee was better, and on the third day it disappeared. !!*

*4) The patient is tearful and crying constantly. She also appears to be depressed.*

*5) The patient has been depressed since she began seeing me in 1993.*

*6) Discharge status: Alive but without my permission.*

*7) Healthy appearing decrepit 69 year old male, mentally alert but forgetful.*

*8) The patient refused autopsy.*

*9) The patient has no previous history of suicides.*

*10) Patient has left white blood cells at another hospital.*

*11) Patient's medical history has been remarkably insignificant with only a 40 pound weight gain in the past 3 days.*

*12) Patient had waffles for breakfast and anorexia for lunch.*

*13) Between you and me, we ought to be able to get this lady pregnant.*

*14) She is numb from her toes down. !!!!!!!!!!*

*15) While in ER, she was examined, X-rated and sent home.*

*16) The skin was moist and dry.*

*17) Occasional, constant, infrequent headaches.*

*18) Patient was alert and unresponsive.*

*19) I saw your patient today, who is still under our car for physical therapy.*

*20)Skin: somewhat pale but present.*

*21) Patient was seen in consultation by Dr. Blank, who felt we should sit on the abdomen and I agree.*

*22) Patient has two teenage children, but no other abnormalities....!!!*

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