You know u are a Medical student when....

You know u are a Medical student when....

1. U look at a volume of"Bailey & Love" and think 

"if this is supposed to be a short practice of surgery

 then what is long"
2. When the side effects of every drug are nausea, 

vomiting, diarrhea...
3. U think of Palmaris Longus, when u see the Nokia "connecting people" 

hand shake...
4. When every sentence u say begins with " I think" & ends wid 

"i m not sure" with lots of "may be" in the middle...

5. When u try spinal anaesthesia over a pt and if it hit at right place then

 its time  to party...

6. When FB means...Foreign Body...
7. When u look at people's veins while in bus & wonder that it 

would be easy to stick  cannula into this one...

8. U get used to large terms like...Meningohydroencephalocele......
9. Wake up->. Morning report -> bed side rounds -> lectures ->

 seminar ->lunch -> nap -> studying ->sleep... Wid coffee in the 

place of the arrows...

10. Have palpated or tried to palpate ur own kidneys while u 

were studying..
11. When u wake up with even slight temperature and say IL-1

 & IL-2 is raised.
12. When ur professor say" life is sexually transmitted disease 

with 100% mortality"

 and u think ..so true...
13. When u feel little bit like a parrot after ur oral assessment...
14. When beggars stop approaching u on realizing u r not really 

gonna earn for a long time...

15. When ur friend tells u"let me show u the city" and u understand 

"let me show  u the CT"

16. When u can make real music by percussion of someone's thorax.
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