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Am a Retired Marketing Admin person.To spend my day time effectively,have resorted to this kind of occupation.In Kannada,CHOW CHOW BATH means a mixture of Sweet and Savory.My site has no preference for any topic.As such the name CHOW CHOW BATH!
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*BANGALORE JOKES*๐๐If you throw a stone randomly in Bangalore, chances are, it will hit a dog or a software engineer. While the dog may or may not have a strap around his neck, the software engineer will definitely have one ! ๐๐In India we drive on the left of the road.In Bangalore, we drive on what is left of the road !๐๐Q: What is the easiest way of causing traffic accidents in Bengaluru?A: Follow the traffic rules !๐๐A guy is hunting for a house in Bengaluru. Meets old lady who is a potential landlord. Conversation goes thus:Old lady: "Where do you work, son?"Guy: "I work in Infosys."Old lady: "Oh, that bus company! Sorry, we rent only to good IT people!"It appears that Infosys operates more buses than BMTC in Bangaluru!๐๐Bengaluru, where PG (Paying Guest) is the first business and IT, the second.๐๐When someone says it's raining in Bengaluru, be sure to ask them which area, which lane and which road!๐๐If a Bengalurean stops at a traffic light, others behind him stop too because :The others conclude that he has spotted a policeman that they themselves have not!๐๐Bengaluru is the only city where distance is measured in units of time.๐๐Rickshaw driver, grocery seller and common shop keeper think that you earn atleast 1 lakh per month if you are in IT sector.๐๐Out of every 100 software engineers in Bengaluru, 90 are utterly frustrated and the rest have a gf/bf !๐๐Bus drivers use horns instead of brakes !๐๐I quote: Bengaluru: The City where more people know Java than Kannada !๐Universal answer in Bengaluru is "Adjust maadi!" ๐And this one is fantabulous.....*Power cuts are the only time the whole family assembles together and members speak to each other. Seeing this, BESCOM has decided to have a tagline called *"Connecting people by disconnecting power"!*๐ซ
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Wild Leaps Of Faith | Top 5 | BBC Earth
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Giant Cassowaries are Modern-day Dinosaurs | Seven Worlds, One Planet | ...
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This is how The Opposition and Lutyens react to PM MODI
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For the welfare of BRAHMIN Community..
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Our brain remains active upto 10 minutes after we die..
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Filming Birds of Paradise | Wild Stories | BBC Earth
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Three Cheetahs Vs Ostrich | Life | BBC Earth
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The differebce between Nobel Laurete & Bharat Ratna Amartya Sen, Bharat Ratna Lata Didi and Bharat Ratna Sachin Tendulkar and Prof CNN Rao is this
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