_*Laugh till you fall 😀😀😀😀😀😀*__*✨Mental Venkat*__Venkat went to a bank to open a S.B. A/C.__After seeing the Form he went to Delhi for filling it up.__You know why?__Form said: 'Fill Up In Capital.'_😀 _Venkat standing below a tube light with open mouth.__Why?__Because his doctor advised him: 'Today's dinner should be light !'_😃_On romantic date Venkat girl friend asks him:__'Darling ! On our engagement will you give me a ring?'__He said: 'Sure ! What's your phone no.?'_😀_Venkat found the answer to the most difficult question ever.__What will come first, chicken or egg?__What ever u order first will come first._😀_Teacher told all students to write an essay on a cricket match.__All were busy writing except Venkat_ _He wrote:'Due To Rain, No Match!'_😀_What does Venkat do after taking a Xerox?__He will compare it with the original for any spelling mistakes._😀 _Venkat & wife buy coffee in a shop.__Venkat: Drink quickly before it gets cold.__Wife: Why?__Venkat: Hot coffee $5 and cold coffee $10._😀_What happens when Venkat wife delivers twins????_ _He does not sleep whole night, thinking who is the father of second child...😝__Manager asked Venkat at an interview.__Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?_ _Venkat replyed: -P-O-S-T-B-O-X._😃_After returning back from a foreign trip, Venkat asked his wife,__Do I look like a foreigner?__Wife: No! Why?__Venkat: In London a lady asked me Are you a foreigner?_😁😉 _Lecturer: write a note on Gandhi Jayanthi_ _Venkat writes, "Gandhi was a great man, but I don't know who is Jayanthi._😖😠_Interviewer: just imagine you are on the3rd floor, it caught fire and how will you escape?__Venkat: its simple. I will stop my imagination!!!_😝😜✌_Friend: I got a brand new Ford IKON for my wife!__Venkat: Wow!!! That's an unbelievable exchange offer!!!_😘😍_Teacher: "What is common between JESUS, KRISHNA , RAM, GANDHI and BUDHA?"__Venkat : "All are born on government holidays...!!!_😭😂✨_Sir: What is difference between Orange and Apple?__Venkat : Color of Orange is orange, but color of Apple is not APPLE_👏✋😜😝✨_Do not laugh alone.. Just pass to your groups._