On Husband's..

Enough jokes on *wives*. Now somethng on *husband*...😉 for all ladies

A new metal is added to *chemistry*:

• Name - *Husband*

• Symbol - *Hb*

• Atomic weight:

         - Light when found 

            first

         - Tends to get heavier

             over the years with

             time

• Physical properties:

         - Boils at any time 

            with inlaws

         - Can freeze in front 

            of his own family

         - Melts if sees other 

            women

         - Very bitter if

            questioned

• Chemical properties:

         - Very reactive

         - Highly unstable

         - Possesses strong

            resistance to gold,

            silver, diamond,

            platinum, credit

            cards and cheque  

            books

         - Money saving agent

• Occurrence:

         - Mostly found in

            front of TV, Laptop & Mobile.

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✒...if we lose a pen, we can buy new one;  but if we lose a pen cap, we cannot buy it...so love your husband, because all Dhakkans are important 😝😝😜😜

Always keep your husband's picture as mobile screen saver. Whenever you face a problem, see the picture & say: if I can handle this, I can handle anything!... 

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📢 Finally -Living with husband is a part of living.........but living with the same husband for years is 'art of living'!!!!!!! 😜😊😍😂😘

Cheers to all  women.😄