Intelligent Answers😜😜
Wife😡, "Tell me who is STUPID ? You or Me?"
Husband (Calmly), "Everyone knows that, you are so intelligent, you will never marry a STUPID person."
😄😄 😝😜😃😄😳😳😷😷
What a decent way to Reply!
😝😜🤪😲😃
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Wife to her Accountant Husband: 😲
What is Inflation?
Husband: Earlier you were 36-24-36.
_But now you are
48-40-48._
Though you have everything bigger than before, your value has become less than before.
This is INFLATION .😜
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Economics is not that difficult if we have the right examples.🤪
Interviewer: What is Recession?
Candidate: When "Wine & Women" get replaced by "Water & Wife", that critical phase of life is called Recession!!😜
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Accountancy Fact:😲😜🤪
What is the difference between Liability & Asset?😝
A drunken Friend is a liability.
But,
A drunken Girlfriend is an Asset.
😜😜😜😜😜
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An Economist beautifully explained two reasons for having 2 Wives.😝😜
A- Monopoly should be broken.
B- Competition improves the quality of service.
If u have 1 wife, She fights with u!
If u have 2 wives, They will fight for you!!🤣🤣🤣
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😜👻😝😲Wonders before and after Marriage.👇🏽👻😝👻😲
When you are in love,
Wonders happen.
But once you get married,
You wonder, what happened.🤣🤣🤣🤣
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😜👻😲😝Philosophy of Marriage :
At the beginning, every wife treats her husband as GOD..
Later, somehow don't know why..
alphabets get reversed..😂😂😂😂
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👻😜👻😜👻Secret formula for Married Couples...
"Love One Another"
And if it doesn't work, bring the last word in the middle.!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣
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