Thalaiva And #pappu

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*Brevity is the Soul of Wit.* 🤗

Enjoy these fresh two-liners with some genuine observations:-

The difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.

Alcohol is a perfect solvent: 

It dissolves marriages, families and careers.

A fine is a tax for doing wrong.

A tax is a fine for doing well.

Archaeologist: Someone whose career lies in ruins.

There are two kinds of people who don't say much:

Those who are quiet and those who talk a lot.

They say that alcohol kills slowly.

So what? Who's in a hurry?

Alcohol and calculus don't mix.

Never drink and derive

One nice thing about egotists:

They don't talk about other people.

 *Brilliant Puns*: 

1. A man who wants a pretty nurse, must be patient.

2. A man who leaps off a cliff, jumps to a conclusion. 

3. A man running in front of a car, gets tyred; 

And a man running behind a car, gets exhausted. 

4. War does not determine who is right. It determines who is left.

5. A man who drives like hell, is bound to get there.

 

6. A lion will not cheat on his wife, but a Tiger wood!

7. Toilets are a great place to think.No wonder they are called "Sochalayas".. 😜