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FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in...but you can see right through them.
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PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off...it takes a while to warm them up again. They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed...but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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TYRES: Tyres are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object... because to get them to go anywhere.....you have to light a fire under their butt.
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SPONGES: These are female...because they are soft.......squeezable and retain water.
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WEB PAGES:
Female...because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on.
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TRAINS: Definitely male... because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
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EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because....over time...all the weight shifts to the bottom.
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HAMMERS: Male... because in the last 5000 years.....they've hardly changed at all...and are occasionally handy to have around.
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THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male...but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it...and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push...he just keeps trying
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| Send this to all the women you care about.....and to any men who appreciate a good laugh! |
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