TELL ME WHY??

Why, Why, Why ???  

 

Why do we press harder on a remote 

control when we know the batteries are 

getting weak?  

Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient 

funds" when they know there is not enough? 

Why does someone believe you when you say 

there are four billion stars, but check when

 you say the paint is wet? 

Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle? 

Why do they use sterilized needles for death

 by lethal injection? 

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? 

Why does Superman stop bullets with his 

chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver

 at him? 

Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets? 

Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the 

word "lisp"? 

If people evolved from apes, why are there 

still apes? 

Why is it that no matter what color bubble 

bath you use the bubbles are always white? 

Is there ever a day that mattresses are 

not on sale? 

Why do people constantly return to the 

refrigerator with hopes that something 

new to eat will have materialized? 

Why do people keep running over a 

string a dozen times with their vacuum 

cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, 

examine it, then put it down to give 

the vacuum one more chance? 

Why is it that no plastic bag will open 

from the end on your first try? 

How do those dead bugs get into those 

enclosed light fixtures? 

When we are in the supermarket and 

someone rams our ankle with a shopping 

cart then apologizes for doing so, 

why do we say, "It' s all right?"

 Well, it isn't all right, so why don't 

we say, "That hurt, you stupid idiot?" 

Why is it that whenever you attempt to 

catch something that's falling off

 the table you always manage to knock 

something else over? 

In winter why do we try to keep 

the house as warm as it was in summer

 when we complained about the heat? 

How come you never hear father-in-law 

jokes? 

And my FAVORITE......

The statistics on sanity are that one 

out of every four persons is suffering

 from some sort of mental illness. 

Think of your three best friends -- 

if they're okay, then it's you. 

Why when you want to think positive 

always negative comes to your mind.