WHAT A BROCHURE!!

This Hotel in Shanghai looked pretty good  on the internet, so we asked for a brochure  in ENGLISH language.  The same is reproduced below.   Getting There:  Our representative will make you  wait at the airport. The hotel bus  runs along the lake and you will feel  pleasure in passing water. You will  know the hotel is near, because you  will go round the bend. The manager  will have intercourse with all new  guests.  The Hotel:  This is a family hotel, so adultery and  children are welcome. Nurses are  available in the evenings to put down  your children. Guests are invited to  conjugate in the bar and expose  themselves to others. But please note that ladies are not  allowed to have their babies  in the bar. We organize social games, so no  guest is ever left alone to play  with himself.  Your Room:  Every room has excellent facilities  for your private parts. In winter,  every room is on heat. Each room  has a balcony offering views of  outstanding obscenity. Please feel free to ring for the  chambermaid and take advantage  of her.  Hospitality:  When you leave us at the end of your holiday,  you will struggle to forget it.