Arnab Goswami

After Rajnikant series, here comes a new one..

After creating this complex world, GOD was worried, who will decide

 what is RIGHT

 and what is WRONG ? 

So he created ARNAB GOSWAMI.

Arnab Goswami might probably be the only guy in this world to fight

 with his wife & win

If we could place a mini turbine inside Arnab Goswami's throat, the resultant 

electricity can power all the Times group building.

Arnab Goswami is inversly proportional to Manmohan Singh

If you find Arnab Goswami's pic with his mouth closed, then that camera

 has a very good shutter speed.

Arnab Goswami is fluent in English & weak in grammer  becoz he does 

not use full stop or comma

From the moon you can see the great wall of china and hear Arnab 

Goswami shouting

 "The nation wants to know"

Proposed airport near Times Now studio cancelled as noise from 

newshour could weaken the structure and intercept signals

When Arnab Goswami says "I will speak now" , everyone looks puzzled , 

wondering who was speaking till now

Whats the similarity between Arnab Goswami & google?

Both interrupt you before you complete the sentence

Sent from my windows phone

V.N.Kalyana Sundaram

Hope Our PM includes this GUY under "SWATCH BAHARAT" PROGRAM!

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