Did I read that sign right?

In an office: TOILET OUT OF ORDER...... PLEASE USE FLOOR  BELOW In a Laundromat: AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE  REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT  GOES OUT In a London department store: BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS In an office: WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP  LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK  OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN In an office: AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE  TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE  DRAINING BOARD Outside a secondhand shop: WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING  MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE  ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN? Notice in health food shop window: CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS Spotted in a safari park: ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR Seen during a conference: FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND  DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON  THE 1ST FLOOR Notice in a farmer's field: THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS  THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES. On a repair shop door: WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK  HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK) Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn  to spread the stupidity and send this to someone you  want to bring a smile to (maybe even a chuckle). We  all need a good laugh, keep on smiling.