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Retiree Mental Fitness Evaluation
This test is to ascertain your mental state now. If you get
one right you are doing ok, if you get none right you better
go for counseling. (I'll meet you there.)
There are 4 test questions. Don’t miss one.
Giraffe Test
1... How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
Stop and think about it and decide on your answer before
The correct answer: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe,
and close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do
simple things in an overly complicated way.
Elephant Test
2... How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator? 
Did you say, Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant,
and close the refrigerator? Wrong Answer.
Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe,
put in the elephant and close the door. This tests your ability
to think through the repercussions of your previous actions.
Lion King Test
3. The Lion King is hosting an Animal Conference.
All the animals attend ... except one. Which animal does
not attend? 
Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator.
You just put him in there. This tests your memory.
Okay, even if you did not answer the first three questions
correctly, you still have one more chance to show your true abilities.
Crocodile Test
4... There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles,
and you do not have a boat. How do you
Correct Answer: You jump into the river and swim across.
Haven’t you
been lis-ten-ing? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal
Conference. This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.
According to Anderson Consulting Worldwide, around
90% of the Retirees they tested got all questions wrong, but many preschoolers got several correct answers. Anderson Consulting
says this conclusively proves the theory that most Retirees do
not have the brains of a four-year-old.
Send this out to frustrate all of your 'smart' friends..
PS: Just the fact that I sent it to you should make you feel good......
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