SOME WISDOM, TO HELP YOU GUIDE THROUGH LIFE'S UP AND DOWNS. NINE IMPORTANT FACTS:
NUMBER 9 - Death is the number 1 killer
in the world.
NUMBER 8 - Life is sexually transmitted.
NUMBER 7 - Good health is merely the slowest
possible rate at which one can die.
NUMBER 6 - Men have two emotions: hungry and
horny, and they can't tell them apart. If you see
a gleam in his eyes, make him a sandwich.
NUMBER 5 - Give a person a fish and you feed them
for a day. Teach a person to use the Internet and
they won't bother you for weeks, months, maybe years.
NUMBER 4 - Health nuts are going to feel stupid
someday, lying in the hospital, dying of nothing.
NUMBER 3 - All of us could take a lesson from the
weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
NUMBER 2 - In the 60's, people took acid to make
the world weird. Now the world is weird, and people
take Prozac to make it normal.
NUMBER 1 - Life is like a jar of jalapeno peppers.
What you do today might burn your bottom tomorrow.
...AND AS SOMEONE RECENTLY SAID:
DON'T WORRY ABOUT OLD AGE; IT DOESN'T
LAST THAT LONG.
Look deep into nature, and then you will understand
everything better.
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