Jokes after 16th May 2014

Tide and Rin have competition

from Congress. Itni zabardast

dhulai hui hai.

 

 

There is a great Rahul Gandhi

wave in the country... Everyone is

waving him good bye.

 

 

Congress: "Rahul-baba, jahan

bhi ho, ghar aa jao. Mata aur

behen dono pareshan hai. Koi kuchh nahi kahega; sari jimmedari Manmohan

-uncle ne li hai. Jaldi aa jao, bas."

 

 

Sonia and Rahul should not resign.

Otherwise, Congress may recover.

 

 

Manmohan Singh's wife goes to

Sonia Gandhi's house... To get the remote control back.

 

"Why the f--k is the mute button

worn out?" asks Mrs Singh.

 

 

Manmohan Singh went to the

vegetable market, the morning following his resignation.

 

Manmohan: Gobi kitni ki hai?

 

Vendor: Bas kar, rulayega kya, pagle?

Free hai, tere liye. Pehli baar

aawaaz suni hai teri!

 

 

Manmohan Singh begins work on his autobiography titled, "5 Mistakes of

My Life: 2G, 3G, Sonia G, Rahul G,

and Rahul G ke Jija G".

 

 

Congress ki samasya ye hai ki jo

yuva josh Rahul Gandhi me hona

chahiye woh Digvijay Singh me hai.

 

 

Ab to Congress ke bhi achche din

aane wale hain.

ND Tiwari ke baad, Digvijay Singh

bhabhi laane wale hai.

 

 

Girlfriend: Jaanu, aaj milte hai.

 

Boyfriend: Kahan milna hai?

 

Girlfriend: Koi sunsaan si jagah,

jaha koi na ho.

 

Boyfriend: Thik hai, fir ek gante me

Congress Head Office me milte hai.

 

 

Arvind Kejriwal got more slaps than

seats!

 

 

Even Tata Nano has more seats

than the Aam Admi Party!

 

 

Arvind Kejriwal says that Aam

Janata has also become corrupt.

 

 

Modi: How many seats did you get?

 

Nitish: 2 seats.

 

Modi: I also got 2 seats. One from

Vadodara and one from Varanasi.

What are you going to do next?

 

Nitish: Resign as CM of my state.

 

Modi: Me too! LOL.

 

Nitish: Phone rakh tu, saale.

 

 

Modi: Aao maje lete hai.

 

Amit Shah: Woh kaise, bhai?

 

Modi: Mayawati ko phone lagao

aur pucho samarthan dengi?

 

 

A Gujju will do anything for a US VISA,

even if that means becoming PM.

 

 

Obama: Congrats, Mr. Modi, for

the victory. Now, let's talk about

the VISA problem.

 

Modi: There is no problem. You can

apply for it online. We'll issue.

 

 

Abhi parents ko sochna padega ki

bacche ko chai ki dukan pe bhej ke

Modi banana hai ya IIT me bhej ke

Kejriwal.

 

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