ADDITIONS TO MURPHY'S LAWS

Law of Mechanical Repair - After your hands become coated with grease,  your nose will begin to itch and you'll have to pee. & Law of Gravity - Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner. & Law of Probability -The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act. & Law of Random Numbers - If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal and someone always answers. & Law of the Alibi - If you tell the boss you were late for work because you  had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire. & Variation Law - If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in  will always move faster than the one you are in now (works every time). & Law of the Bath - When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings. & Law of Close Encounters -The probability of meeting someone you know increases dramatically when you are with someone you don't  want to be seen with. & Law of the Result - When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will. & Law of Biomechanics - The severity of the itch is inversely proportional  to the reach. & Law of the Theat re - At any event, the people whose seats are furthest  from the aisle arrive last. & The Starbucks Law - As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which wil! l last until the coffee is cold. & Wilson's Law of Commercial Marketing Strategy - As soon as you  find a product that you really like, they will stop making it. & Doctors' Law - If you don't feel well, make an appointment to go to the doctor, by the time you get there you'll feel better. Don't make an appointment and you'll stay sick