Ashamed!!! 

A 4th grade teacher asked the children what their fathers did for living?

All the typical answers came up- fireman, mechanic, engineer, businessman

 and so forth..

However, little Vijay Singhvi was being uncharacteristically quiet, so when the 

teacher prodded him about his father, he replied, “My father’s an erotic dancer 

in a gay Cabaret and takes of all his clothes to music in front of men and they

 put money in his purse. Sometimes, if the offer is really good, he will go home 

with some guy and stay with him all night for money.”

The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children

 to work on some exercises and took little Vijay aside.

“Is that really true about your father?”

“No” said the boy, “He works for the congress committee and is helping to get

 Rahul Gandhi elected in 2014 elections, but it’s too embarrassing to say that

 in front of other kids.”