ADMISSIONS OPEN FOR NATIONAL CORRUPTION INSTITUTE of INDIA!!

Added Attraction for fresh admissions:

Aswini Kumar and Bansal have been inducted in to the faculty.

Specialised courses on derailing even Supreme Court-supervised CBI investigation

 and getting the highest bid for senior level appointments introduced!!!                                                                  

The 'C' School……..

Admissions are open now. Preference to those with criminal background. 

Politician's relatives get scholarship !!!!!!!

National Corruption Institute Of India

( N C I I )

Affiliated To Both Houses Of Indian Parliament

Listed on the World Corruption Index as

 the World’s Best C-School

Invites Applications for 3 Years Undergraduate

 Bachelors Degree in Corruption. (BDC)

Earn your BDC from the World’s Most 

Reputed Institute for Corruption Studies

OUR COMPREHENSIVE SYLLABUS INCLUDES:

Financial Theory and Practice

Transfer of funds through HAWAALA for creation of MASS GHOTALA

• FINANCIAL NETWORKING -Movement of money through well 
• engineered networks between State Party Units and Central 
• Party Unit.
• Solicitation methods to increase donations towards Party Fund.
• Theory and application of Popular BRIBE concepts and ­methods 
• like ‘Chai Pani’,
•  ‘Parcel’, ‘Change’, ‘Gift Box’ , ‘Color TV’, ‘Foreign Trip’ and the ever
•  popular
•  ‘Children’s School Fees’
• Real estate Business
• Learn how to multiply money with no capital
• fast track buying and selling of Govt/ pvt properties (il) legally.
• # Lessons are taken by Prof Robert Vadra.

Public Relations (PR) and Media Management

• Learn how to be MISQUOTED BY THE MEDIA.
• # Lessons by Salman Khurshid
• Learn to say the right things to be QUOTED OUT OF CONTEXT.
• Excellent training in PARTY SPOKESMANOLOGY. Learn how to
•  argue on TV with other Party people on TV like 
• Professor Manish Tewari and 
• Professor Ravi Shankar Prasad.

• Develop public gestures like NAMASTE and HAND WAVING.
•  # By Rahul Gandhi

• Learn the art of proving all allegations as “BASELESS AND
•  POLITICALLY  MOTIVATED”
• Effectively refute STING OPERATIONS. Advanced course in
•  proving that  VIDEO FOOTAGE IS FALSE AND MANIPULATED.

Law and Order Module:

In this module you will learn how to:

• Commit MURDER and RAPE
• Bring LOCAL POLICE under your control
• Get BAIL super fast if you are ever arrested.
• Apply and get speedy ANTICIPATORY BAIL so you don’t 
• get arrested in the first place!
• FIGHT ELECTIONS FROM JAIL! Special lectures in this chapter 
• by  visiting Professors Shahbuddin and Pappu Yadav!

Advanced Riotology

• Methods to build your own storage houses for HOCKEY STICKS 
• AND WEAPONS 
• to engineer riots.
• Identify and develop your own fuel depots for easy and 
• widespread dispersal of RIOT FRIENDLY PETROL TANKERS.
• Form effective partnerships with local liquor stores for easy
•  procurement of ‘DESI DARU’ to get rioters high and ensure 
• awesome rioting!
• Full study in CONTEMPORARY BUS BURNING. New age exciting 
• methods  for INSTANTANEOUS BUS COMBUSTION.

• Introductory Kashmir method of inciting riots through 
• STONE THROWING.

• Actual rioting demonstrations under the expert tutelage of 
• Professor  Pravin Togadia.

Gain Extensive Knowledge From Our Faculty Of

World class Professors.

Special Courses In:

• "2G SPECTRUM – A Telecommunications Perspective" 
• By Professor Andimuthu Raja

• ''Flat Taking From Army Jawan'' By Professor Ashok Chavan
• ''The Correct Standard of Clean'' By Professor Lalit Bhanot
• ''Sports Medal or No Medal, In Corruption Always Get Gold Medal''
• By Professor Suresh Kalmadi

• "Application of Corruption on Non Human Species – Stealing Money 
• for Cattle Fodder" By Professor Laloo Prasad Yadav
• "Building A Corridor For The Taj Mahal Can Cost More Money That 
• Building The Taj Mahal Itself" By Professor Mayawati Kumari.
• How to attract vote bank from neighboring countries and 
• provide immediate citizenship and voter ids and still remain "secular".

# by professors Digvijay Singh, Kapil Sibal, Shinde, Dr Manmohan Singh 

under able guidance of Smt Sonia Gandhi. 

• Systematic destruction of a country by extensive loot and
•  investing in Swiss banks by Professor from Cambridge 
• A Maino & Sonia.
• How to change your name to deceive people and keep 
• hidden nationality.
•  by professor A Maino & Sonia.

...And Many Many More..!!

SO FORGET ALL B-SCHOOLS, BE COOL JOIN

THE C-SCHOOL...

&

NCII IS THE BEST………=========