To All You OWLS......!!!!

To All the OWLS......

To all you OWLS (Older Wiser LaughingSouls)  Wisdom from Grandpa...  Whether a man winds up with a nest egg or

a goose egg, depends a lot on the kind of

chick he marries.  Trouble in marriage often starts when a

man gets so busy earning his salt that

he forgets his sugar. Too many couples marry for better, or

for worse, but not for good. When a man marries a woman, they

become one, but the trouble starts

when they try to decide which one.

If a man has enough horse sense to treat

his wife like a thoroughbred, she will

never turn into an old nag.

On anniversaries, the wise husband always

forgets the past - but never the present. A foolish husband says to his wife, "Honey,

you stick to the washing, ironing,

cooking & scrubbing. No wife of mine is

gonna work." Many girls like to marry a military man -

he can cook, sew & make beds,

is in good health & he's already used to

taking orders.  Eventually you will reach a point when

you stop lying about your age & start

bragging about it. Some people try to turn back their

odometers. Not me, I want people to

know why I look this way.  I've traveled a long way & some of

the roads weren't paved. How old would you be if you didn't know

how old you are?  You know you are getting old, when

everything either dries up or leaks.  Old age is when former classmates are

so gray, wrinkled & bald, they don't

recognize you.  Have a GREAT day... & keep laughing!

It's good for the soul!  And remember: pay the undertaker with

a bad cheque!

Have a brilliant one!