LETTER TO BILL GATES??

 letter to Bill gate

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Letter from Banta Singh of Punjab to Mr. Bill Gates of
Microsoft

Subject: Problems with my new computer

Dear Mr. Bill Gates,
We have bought a computer for our home and we have found
some problems, which I want to bring to your notice.

1. There is a button 'start' but there is no 'stop' button.
We request you to check this.
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2. One doubt is whether any 're-scooter' is available in
system? I find only 're-cycle', but I own a scooter at my
home.
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3. There is 'Find' button but it is not working properly.
My wife lost the door key and we tried a lot trace the key
with this 'find' button, but was unable to trace. Please
rectify this problem.
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4. My child learnt 'Microsoft word' now he wants to learn
'Microsoft sentence', so when you will provide that?
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5. I bought computer, CPU, mouse and keyboard, but there is
only one icon which shows 'My Computer': when you will
povide the remaining items?
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6. It is surprising that windows says 'MY Pictures' but
there is not even a single photo of mine. So when will you
keep my photo in that.
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7. There is 'MICROSOFT OFFICE' what about 'MICROSOFT HOME'
since I use the PC at home only.
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8. You provided 'My Recent Documents'. When you will
provide 'My Past Documents'?
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9. You provide 'My Network Places'. For God sake please do
not provide 'My Secret Places'. I do not want to let my wife
know where I go after my office hours.

10. The Last one...... Sir, how is it that your name
is Gates but you are selling WINDOWS?