Joka

                                               

With apologies to my Chennaite friends

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2 Tamil village men get onto a bus in New York. They sit down & engage in 

an animated conversation. The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, 

but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following:

"Emma cums first.

Den I cum.

Den two asses cum together.

I cum once-a-more!

Two asses, they cum together again.

I cum again and pee twice.

Then I cum one lasta time."

The lady can't take this any more and shouts "You foul- mouthed sex-obsessed 

Indian, in this country we don't speak aloud in public places about our sex lives 

however extraordinary they are."

"Hey, coola down lady,' said the man. "Who talkin' about sex?

I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell Mississippi."

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Diwakar Bhatt ( An IITian)