Air traffic control tower

This is classic and I am sure you gonna love it....   Politically correct or maybe not.....  Melbourne International   Airport You gotta love this one even if you've never lived in Melbourne . Some  of you (pilots...) will enjoy this more    than  others.... Victorians can be so  polite!    Melbourne  Tower : "Saudi Air 511  -- You are cleared to land on runway  9R." Saudi  Air : "Thank you  Melbourne . Acknowledge cleared to land on infidel's  runway 9R – Allah be Praised."  Melbourne  Tower : " Iran Air 711  - You are cleared to land on runway  27L."  Iran  Air : "Thank you  Melbourne . We are cleared to land on infidel's runway  27L. -  Allah is Great." Pause.... Saudi  Air :  " MELBOURNE TOWER - MELBOURNE TOWER !"  Melbourne  Tower : "Go ahead  Saudi Air 511..." Saudi  Air: "YOU HAVE  CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFT FOR THE SAME RUNWAY  GOING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS. WE ARE ON A COLLISION  COURSE . ... .. .. ... INSTRUCTIONS,  PLEASE!" Melbourne  Tower : "Well bless  your hearts, and praise Jesus. Proceed to your destination and tell Allah we said "Hi".