SOME CLEVER SIGNS

In a Podiatrist's Office:

"Time wounds all heels."

               

On a Plumber's truck:

"We repair what your husband fixed."

                            

On a Church's Bill Board:

" Seven Days without God makes one weak."

               

At a Tire Store

"Invite us to your next blowout."

        

In a Non-Smoking Area:

"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."

   

On a Maternity Room Door:

"Push, Push, Push."

   

At an Optometrist's Office:

" If you don't see what you are looking for,

you have come to the right place."

            

On a Taxidermist's window:

"We really know our stuff."

      

On a Fence:

"Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive!"