Perhaps this is philosophy?

Perhaps this is philosophy?
        A wife asks her husband, "Could you please go shopping for me
and buy one carton of milk and if they have avocados, get 6.
    A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk.
    The wife asks him, "Why did you buy 6 cartons of milk?"
    He replied, "They had avocados."
    (If you're a woman, I'm sure you're going back to read it again!
Men will get it the first time.)

Water in the carburettor
    WIFE: "There is trouble with the car. It has water in the
carburettor."
        HUSBAND: "Water in the carburettor? That's ridiculous "
    WIFE: "I tell you the car has water in the carburettor."
    HUSBAND: "You don't even know what a carburettor is. I'll check it
out. Where's the car?
    WIFE: "In the pool"

    THIS IS A FRIGHTENING STATISTIC, PROBABLY ONE OF THE
MOST WORRISOME IN RECENT YEARS.
    25% of the men in this country are on medication for mental illness.
        That's scary.
    It means 75% are running around untreated.

HE MUST PAY
    Husband and wife had a tiff. Wife called up her Mum and said, "He
fought with me again, I am coming to live with you."
    Mum said, "No darling, he must pay for his mistake. I am coming to
live with you.
                     
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JAATH CHOD - DESH JODH!!